Most people spend years going from one doctor to the next looking for answers. You're 30 minutes away from getting yours. Complete your booking below.
Any panel you bring, we read it, and we read it properly.
Not a list. A prioritized plan you can act on immediately.
You leave the 30 minutes with a written plan specific to your data.
You are not dropped after the call. We are here if something comes up.
Standard labs were designed to catch disease, not optimize a high-performing body. Your PCP runs 15 to 20 markers and tells you you're normal. But normal is the average of a sick population. Normal is not optimal.
Dr. Vass built a different model. We look at 25+ markers across cardiovascular, metabolic, hormonal, inflammatory, and cellular health, then synthesize them into a single picture of where your body actually is. Not where the average 45-year-old is. Where you are.
That synthesis is the audit. 30 minutes, one clinician, one personalized roadmap.
If by the end of your 30 minutes we haven't given you specific, actionable things you didn't already know, every penny back. No questions, no clawbacks.
"This audit gave me 10x more clarity on what I should actually do for my health. My PCP doesn't know how to look at me holistically. These guys do."
"In 30 minutes they caught what my regular doctor missed for two years. I left with a plan, not another referral."
"Worth it for the data review alone. I came in with Whoop and Function results no one else would interpret. They told me exactly what to fix."
The people who book this audit aren't worried about death. They're worried about energy at 55. About staying sharp through the next decade of their career. About keeping up with their kids and being there for their grandkids. About feeling like the version of themselves they were at 35.
That's what the audit gives you. Not a prescription. Not a referral. A clear picture of where your body is right now, and a roadmap to where you want it to be.
No. The audit is an educational session focused on reviewing your data and identifying where you have the most room to improve. It does not establish a physician-patient relationship. If you need clinical care, we will point you in the right direction.
If you have been told your labs are normal but you do not feel normal, and you know you could feel better, then yes. The audit is built for people who want a clearer picture of their health than a standard checkup gives them.
You book your audit time on the next page. It takes about 30 seconds. You get a confirmation email right away, then a reminder before your session.
Bring any recent bloodwork, wearables data (Whoop, Oura, Apple Health), and any imaging or workups you have. The more you bring, the more we can read. If you do not have recent labs, we will still make the time valuable and tell you exactly what to run next.
Your session is run by a provider trained directly under Dr. Vass. The team works exclusively with high performers in business, sports, and entertainment, and brings that same standard to every audit.
Your payment method will be saved for one-click access to optional add-ons after booking. You will only be charged for items you explicitly purchase.
Cornell-trained physician. Personalized roadmap. Delivered in real time.
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