A Cornell-trained physician on why the medical system keeps telling high-functioning people they're fine, and the audit that finally gives you a straight answer.
You've seen the doctors, but still don't have answers.
You've run the labs and scans. And you're still told everything looks fine, even though you know it isn't. The system has nothing left to offer you.
If you feel fine, but want to feel GREAT.
You don't accept "good enough" anywhere else in your life. You want to know what's actually happening inside your body, and what running at a true 10/10 would look like.
If you're either of those, this was built for you.
Standard medicine runs 15 to 20 markers and checks them against "normal." But normal is the average of a sick population. Normal is not optimal.
If you don't fit the "something is clearly wrong" box, the system has no answer. Not because the answer isn't there. Because nobody is reading your data the way it actually needs to be read.
Most people who book this already have more than they realize. Recent bloodwork. A Whoop or an Oura. Maybe imaging or a workup from a specialist. The problem was never a lack of data. It's that no one ever sat down, looked at all of it together, and told you what the patterns mean.
That's the entire point of the audit. We take what you have, read it as one complete picture instead of isolated numbers, and find the things conventional medicine almost certainly missed. The biomarkers, the trends, the connections your physician never made.
It's 30 minutes. One focused conversation about your health like you've never actually had.
We review your most recent bloodwork, wearables data (Whoop, Oura, Apple Health), and any imaging or workups you've had. Live. Together.
We surface the underlying patterns hiding in your data. The biomarkers that are telling a story your doctor missed. The connections that explain why you feel the way you feel.
You leave with the three highest-impact moves to make next. Specific protocols. Specific labs to run. A written plan you can act on this week.
If by the end of your 30 minutes we haven't given you specific, actionable things you didn't already know, every penny back. No questions, no clawbacks.
"This audit gave me 10x more clarity on what I should actually do for my health. My PCP doesn't know how to look at me holistically. These guys do."
"In 30 minutes they caught what my regular doctor missed for two years. I left with a plan, not another referral."
"Worth it for the data review alone. I came in with Whoop and Function results no one else would interpret. They told me exactly what to fix."
You leave knowing exactly what's going on in your body and exactly what to do about it. Not a referral. Not a maybe. A clear picture and the next three steps.
For some, that's finally answering something that's been bothering them for years. For others, it's unlocking energy, sleep, and focus they didn't know was on the table. Either way, the next session is the most useful time you've spent on your health in a long time.
No. The audit is an educational session focused on reviewing your data and identifying where you have the most room to improve. It does not establish a physician-patient relationship. If you need clinical care, we will point you in the right direction.
If you have been told your labs are normal but you do not feel normal, and you know you could feel better, then yes. The audit is built for people who want a clearer picture of their health than a standard checkup gives them.
Bring any recent bloodwork, wearables data (Whoop, Oura, Apple Health), and any imaging or workups you have. The more you bring, the more we can read. If you don't have recent labs, we will still make the time valuable and tell you exactly what to run next.
You book your audit time on the next page. It takes about 30 seconds. You get a confirmation email right away, then a reminder before your session.
Your audit is led by a clinician trained directly in Dr. Vass's approach, who reviews your data with you live.
Limited audit slots this week.
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